(Source: gotbluntxo, via timelordridingintheimpala)
cute petticoat dress
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]
*SLAMS BUTTON OWN SO HARD*
*FACEPLANTS THE BUTTON*
[FALCON PUNCHES BUTTON]
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
(Source: immabiatch, via tricksterity)
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.