Reject Your Reality

Aug 20

shakespearelove:

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.


Chris Pratt is my new god

God damn, Chris Pratt.I need to get on your fitness & motivation level.

shakespearelove:

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

God damn, Chris Pratt.
I need to get on your fitness & motivation level.

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

(via cryoboyfriends)

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“So often, a visit to a bookshop has cheered me and reminded me that there are good things in the world.” — Vincent Van Gogh (via urie)

(Source: littledallilasbookshelf, via urie)

(Source: ileftmyheartintokyo, via mythal)

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souffezz:

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

*clears throat* or make them into WEBSERIES

(via the-oncoming-badwolf)

cumber-crown:

questionablebluebox:

flailmorpho:

thetweedavenger:

officialasparagus:

javvn:

vaticancameos221bbakerstreet:

javvn:

Biscuits and gravy are delicious

Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!

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why wouldnt i

finally it’s the british people who don’t get it

I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!

those are totally biscuits and gravy

as someone who was born and raised in Georgia, I can confer that those totally are biscuits and gravy

Biscuits:

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Gravy:

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wtf amercia

(via tehhufflepuffcompanion)